coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

familiaralien:

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

I like this 2nd grader’s idea.

the-vashta-nerada:

my mom and i were watching 24 and it was a scene where the president was handing a terrorist attack and she just realized that the president is played by the same guy from the allstate commercials and she just whispers to me “looks like america isn’t in good hands”

teenwolf:

Can’t wait for the full trailer to be released Monday? Neither can we. Here’s a preview of what’s to come…

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed

drunkpeeta:

today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA BE A BOY

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

zackisontumblr:

what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

intoasylum:

all i see is catwoman attacking rapunzel

edwardspoonhands:

nerdfightersdontfightnerds:

Oddly mesmerizing. 

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